hi!

This week I did stuff like:

played cards which was fuNN!

made pasta College Style™️ (and overcooking it because I forgot about it)

Culture committee

was sick

ya

I mean

im done

bye

 

 

 

 

BEAR!!!!!!!!

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!

so,

I did stuff..

yea

 

 

ALRIGHTY!!!!!!!!!! LETS START OFF THIS PARTY WITH MONDAY!!!

0-[zx[] ok I just got hit with a ball on the head so I’m going to move to a different room

OOOOK! so finally peace and quiet, blis;=efwp

OH OK!!! so they took the ball game into this room so I’m moving again!!!!

 

 

alrighty, LETS STAAAART THIS PAR-TAYYYYY OF WITH MONDAYYYYYYYYYYYYY WOOOO

 

monday: ok um so i was sick becuz last tuesday, my birthdayyyyy someone accidentally punched me (I was at a job and a girl went to hug me cause it was my birthday and went a lil crazy and accidentally punched me in the nose) and it got infected with staph and so I was sick Monday oopssssss

tuesday: well I’m sure you heard.. I was sick so yeah !!!

wednesday: HERES WHERe THE ACTION HAPPENS !!! ! ! SO YES I WENT TO SCHOOOOOOL OH HHH YEAH! but I kinda forgot what happened so THURSDAY TIMe!

thursday: I WENT TO BARNES AND NOBELS AS A TRIP! !!! VERY FUN!!! YES! I GOT PENS AND THAT WAS G OOD!!!!!!!

friday: TODAY!!! I!!!! BROUGHT IN MY DOG!!!!!!! AND SHES A LITTLE DUMB AND WORE HERSELF OUT TODAY AND IS SLEEPING ON ONE OF MY ARMS SO IM TYPING WITH ONE HAND!!!!

 

 

WELL!!!!! THATS IT AND IM SUPER HYPER!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

 thats bear, ur welcome for blessing ur eyes.

writing story thingy thing

my story

 

You know, I can’t really say when I started seeing the lines.

I mean I think it was sometime around my tween years when I saw them for sure… I was 13 when I saw the two colored lines on the ground, leading me back to my parents after I’d gotten lost on the road trip. But before that? I don’t really know, maybe I had seen them before mistaking them for pavement lines or something.

 

Regardless. After I started seeing them that first time I couldn’t help it. If I told anybody I just got therapy sessions. I saw them everywhere I went. Two lines, red and green, it seemed like they were sown into the ground. Nobody else could see them but me.

And, one day, my curousity got the best of me, I needed to investigate them, I just had to see where they went. So, when I was 14 I grabbed two waters and a pack of rice crispy treats and set off. The green line, of course. Green is good and red is bad, right? It just seemed smarter that way. I kept following it and following it, deeper into Manhattan, It was thrilling. After, say an hour I wound up at a robot building tournament. It was amazing.

I had no idea this was even a thing I could do! I had respect for this green line.

So I followed it again, and again.

Over and over, I followed it. And time after time my life just got better and better.  It even took me to the literal doorstep of my tutor who got me into college. It always just got better and better the more I followed it.

So there I was, 30 and the world was at my fingertips. I sat at my leather luxury chair with buttwarmers – buttwarmers! But I couldn’t help it.

I was bored.

ok that was my start of my story! I hope you liked it

 

 

poptarts, raindrops and muffins!

hello!

my name is Iphy… I think you know that though. I like acting and ALC!

I did tea and free write this week. i’m going to put it below:

Hello, my name is Rem. I’m the worlds smallest dragon and my best friend is a quarter.  I used to live in a small town called Sweatersville, just traveling on my tiny coin through the market and seeing the faces of the visitors who didn’t know me.

“What is that on your coin?” said one townsfolk. A small group of teenagers nearby started cracking up like mad.

Anyway, that was where I used to live. Now, after being dropped and picked up by some adventurers passing by, I live in Mason Switlingers pocket and usually fly next to him (with quarter in hand, obviously). For the last eight months things have been great, he lets me nibble on his fingertips occasionally. But something seems off, he never wants to talk about his eyebrows, they always seem to be moving around and yelling things similar to:

“Help us”

“Run…. Before he takes you too.”

“Stop him!”

He told me it was the new Apple Product, iBrow Wireless Music. I never believe him. I always still think he puts little baby dragons like me on his eyebrows, but who cares? I’m just a little dragon with a coin.

 

 

I hope you enjoyed the story! <3

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my last blog for this year!!!

Okay hello humans

it is currently 1am I was about to go to sleep but I realized i forgot to blog (because I had to leave early on Friday) so this may be sloppy

 

ok so I’m really happy about what I’ve accomplished/achieved this year. I think the thing I’m most proud of is that I started my acting career. Okay I guess you want to hear how it happened (I know you don’t really want to but I don’t care just listen) around the start of the year my moms friend called my mom to tell her that some interns of hers needed a girl for a part in their student film and me and my mom were like yEs so I auditioned and I got the part!! I filmed it every weekend -I was main character- and it was so much fun because the director was awesome.  (Maxwell Crowl, incase you cared) so i did that for around a month and it was fun.  my sister in the film told me to do background work (literally people… in the background of films) and so again me and my mom were like yEs so I started doing that and taking classes and all that and then BOOM I got an audition!!!!!! I was so excited, it was for Madam Secretary. A well known (?) tv show and my role would be a dude that’s been kidnapped for like six years in China, I would be his daughter (the focus of the episode was on getting this guy out) so -spoiler- when he came back I was like hey dad haven’t seen you since i was two wanna go to Olive Garden?? I got the role and it was awesome and since that I’ve been doing more auditions and background. I was promised a role from an audition I did i think a week ago and I’m going tomorrow (well technically today because it’s 1am)

I’m so tired this is probably trash but yolO

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Welcome!!

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MONDAY:

i wasn’t here BUT! I went to Florida over the weekend to see my grandparents and I came home on Monday!

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TUESDAY:

still wasn’t there BUT! I actually did nothing interesting…….

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WEDNESDAY:

I was there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! woo

I did FERMENTATION

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I MADE ORANGE SODA YAYAYYAYAYAY I ALSOOOOOO did Sketch Comedy Class which was fun it

THURSDAY:

WRITING SKILLS YAYAYYAYASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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FRIDAY:

I BROUGHT MY DOG IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(DON’T DRINK YOUR DOG)

 

 

That’s all for this GIF filled blog post!!!!

 

YOU THOUGHT

 

OK NO MORE GIFS

 

 

JK

 

ALRIGHT

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Story from Writing Skill Class

The lump under the rug kept moving and getting bigger.

I never thought about checking what it actually was – that’s how  you die in horror movies! But last night my curiosity got the best of me.

I checked it out with a wooden chair in one hand and a pepper spray bottle in the other. I slowly pulled the rug that it was underneath. The rug was so old I had to peel it up with my own two hands! I finally got close to the lump and I found two eyes staring at me. I didn’t move an inch, I didn’t breathe, I felt paralyzed. What was this creature? Why has it been under my carpet for almost three months? Why me? Am I the chosen one? Is this why mom loves Laura more than me? What?

The eyes blinked at me. The creature moved, not too fast, not too slow, just like It’s 11:09am in New York City on a lazy and not rushed Saturday and you have an appointment at 3:30 and you’re about seventeen blocks away so you decide to walk because you have so much time and you’re so relaxed, you buy a hotdog, the sun is shining, everything’s beautiful.

I snapped back into reality and realized that this creature is not beautiful and it should’ve stayed under that rug! Should I get rid of it? Oh no, but what if it comes back and kills me in my sleep? Is this because I didn’t text the chain post to 25 people? Wait, what is it’s not here to hurt me. Maybe it wants food? Yeah I guess being under a rug for almost 3 months doesn’t scream “gourmet food” to me.

I went to the kitchen, it followed me there. I opened the refrigerator and pulled out two Baby Bells(tm) Cheese Rounds. I unpacked them really slowly and give one to… It. I guess I should name it, maybe Penny? Sure. I gave Penny one and it snatched it and ran to the living room and laid down on the sofa. This was frightening to watch considering I just “met” Penny today and it’s like this gremlin creature that probably has like twenty diseases. I gave it the other piece and Penny ate it slower. As soon as I thought I was bonding with Penny, it got up and ran off to the fire escape.

Ugh what do I do with Penny? Should I push it off? Oh no,  I think I like Penny now. Maybe I should stop calling her “it”.

Penny ran off, again, this time to my bedroom. She laid on my bed. What do I do? I let her sleep next to me, and that’s how I met my best friend.

I thought I saw an alien but turns out Penny was just a stray bulldog living under my carpet that was sneaking out into the kitchen at night!

 

 

 

This Week

This week was fun I think the highlight would be going to the beach, THAT WAS AWESOME, I noticed myself playing a lot of games instead of, you know, going outside and doing productive stuff…. But I plan next week to do better. I went to the park and it was suuuuppppeeeeerrr hot!! Also I think I’ve improved with my monologues for some auditions I have and HOLD UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE PREMIERE OF THE STUDENT FILM I WAS STARRING IN HAPPENED!!!! IT WAS AWESOME! It was so awesome and it was so much fun filming it (I filmed it about two to three months ago) and everyone was so nice!!!! AWHHH IT WAS EPIC I also went to TWO monologue coaches this week and it was cool because they had different views on how I should film it, funny, simple, quirky, silly, weird, hyper etc… I’m also really impressed with myself for knowing my monologue and not forgetting it to much!!! yay! ALSOOOO I started making sour dough because I saw @melody making it at fermentation and??? ITS SO EASY!!!!! literally 1 part water 1 part flour?????? SO EASY! SO I’m really excited to see how any i mess it up!!! okay I think thats it wow that was a lot of wor— WAIT!!! I HAVE MORE I got this new script and?? I’m superman girlfriend as a child and thats awesome??? Like wows Iphy nice scene!! OKAY NOW IM DONE!

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This week I didn’t do much stufffffffff yah……

BUT HERES SOME STUFF THAT I DID DO!!!!!

on Monday I did alchorus and button making ? It was super fun

on Tuesday i didn’t come because of the snow ?

on Wedsday I went to acro which is soooo much fun and FERMENTATION YAS AND TOTO (theater of the oppressed) SO YASS ?

on Thursday I did philosophy and what is gender which was epic and played MC and watched some game I forget the name of ?

on Friday (aww yes) I LOVE ❤️ FRIDAYs even though I have a boring class after…. WHATEVER I did cook noob and we made chicken ? paprikas which is a Hungarian dish ?

SO YA THATS MY WEEK